New Oxford Singapore Dictionary

No, I did not author this lingo thing below – but, thank you for your intended compliments.

I lily want to sow you what I am cirrus-ly considering to learn.

Here we go:

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Subject: New Oxford Singapore Dictionary

So you Angmohs will finally understand us Singaporeans.

Angmohs =( ang – merah , moh – rambut in teochew ), jadi angmoh itu ya…bule

1) LILY – adverb. extremely, really
Wah, you lily can sing well ah!”

2) VALLEY – adverb. extremely (same with lily)
Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?”

3) GORGES – adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with valley Wah!
Ah Beng’s girlflan is valley gorges leh!”

4) CORAL – verb. to bicker
Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?”

5) REEF – (normally followed with coral) to argue with
“You lily want to coral reef me ah?”

6) ALTITUDE – adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
Ah Lian Lily got a bad altitude ploblem”.

7) CIRRUS – adjective. certain
You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!”

8) CANOPY – phrase. impossible
He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?”

9) OLDLADY – adjective. completed
“Wah…you finish oldlady ah.”

10) SUIT – verb. to project forward
“Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady.”

11) SOW – verb. to reveal
“Sow me, sow me your new ting.”

12) LOAD – noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar
“We go Orchard Load leh.”

13) BLINK – verb. deliver, send
“What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me.”

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2 responses to “New Oxford Singapore Dictionary”

  1. nona cyan Avatar

    waaah! itu beneran ada bukunya?

  2. Mel Avatar

    aiyoh, cannot understand lor! you lite diffren ah? wif diffren liting. cannot understand what?

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